People just make shit up to hate about themselves

"The backs of my earlobes are so asymmetrical"

nlghtvisions:

writing an essay then re-reading it before turning it in

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Okay I love this blog I'm like not laughing but like dying at the same time I love it

aside from the part about my blog you just basically recapped the fault in our stars

10knotes:


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at schoolx












She has a great beard, your teacher
When you drop truth that you know is gonna start some shit

When you drop truth that you know is gonna start some shit

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

Literally my only goal in this world is to get famous enough to become a part of Peter Dinklage’s entourage

jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

Literally my only goal in this world is to get famous enough to become a part of Peter Dinklage’s entourage

I submit this for best picture at the 2015 Oscars

I want this to be the cover of my New York Times best selling autobiography

I want this to be the cover of my New York Times best selling autobiography

Imagine Jim Parsons making his partner wear this mask before coitus

Imagine Jim Parsons making his partner wear this mask before coitus